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Press 4 if you enjoy getting unwanted phone calls.  We aim to please.
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Press 6 if you have that many fingers on one hand.
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Got call from this number this morning.  Recorded message, saying there is a problem with my Google listing and that my number will be given away to someone else if I don't  act.  I have no Google listing for my business.  I hung up rather than connect to a real person.  When I called the number back, I got a recorded message, asking if I would like this number added to the DO NOT CALL list.