I just got a call from this number and they tried to scam me out of money by telling me I had wrote bad checks in 2011 and had two felony accounts that if i didn,t pay them right then the sheriff would be out to handcuff me in front of my kids and take me away for 120 days this is some real bad shxx these peopl are trying to pull and it makes me wonder how many people they have already ripped off they had my address,soc,and my brother as an old contact num. very convincing but not enough so beware of these a***s folks dont let them get you

I had two felonies if I didn't pay $1153 for a pay day loan I'm off to jail. I called sheriffs department and they said it was a SCAM. Dam  shame people do this to others !!!

Terrorist Threats

LOL - I don't think our shill "Sarah Byrd" has beautiful plumage, but if she goes to jail for lying, she might be pining for the fjords ;-)

Yes - I'll spray my shill-be-gone back and forth to a polka rhythm!  

Irish polkas played on an accordion are lots of fun!

ROFL..  Now thats a way to really M.A.S.H. the shrolls..

Goodnight Major.

With that, I've decided to pull a Major Charles Emerson Winchester III, B.S.(Hons.), M.D. (Harvard), and curl up in my bed to listen to classical music and read a good book.

Now I'm hearing Bye Bye Byrdie being sung by Ann Margaret to a polka music accompaniment in my head.

I could see that.  Don't make me find the Dead Parrot sketch.

Sorry! Polka's already queued up and playin!

Oh no, not the dreaded polka music!  Wait.. nice back up for Yefs shill b-gone!  And if that doesn't work, we'll dig up some really oldie twangy country!

Its late in the evening in my world.

Here is some nice polka music to take your cares away!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX1nJVvaSZ4

Actually, I was looking at it as something that the "Monty Python" crew would say.... lol.

The joke certainly seemed to start as one about him.  I tried to remove any political reference from my joke because a political reference seemed unnecessary and unhelpful in the current context.  I do think it fits into the current context well with the political reference removed.  And no offense to Brazilians intended, either.  It's just a pun.

That said, I think that few people, on either side of the aisle, would credit GWB with being the brightest bulb ever to inhabit the White House.  That honor has to be bestowed on Martin Van Buren.  See:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Van_Buren

Ask GWB

That's OK.  I'm good for that amount and a few scadzillion quadrillion more.

"We've had a war and lost 4 Brazilians?  How much is that in dollars?"

One billion, quadrillion, gazillion dollars or off to jail for YOU!

>>> they really came and took him to jail !!! not he has to pay over ten thousand $$$ !!!!!!! <<<

That's a pittance!  They should have asked for one MEELION dollars!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKKHSAE1gIs

Holy overuse of exclamation points ! Are you just that excited ?

Answer a question for me. Why do you suppose the United States has a problem with overcrowding in prison ? I'm pretty sure it isn't because criminals are forewarned that there is a warrant out for their arrest.

*sigh's and plucks the Byrds tail feathers*     ROFL... thats funny!

Heyy! you makin fun of my name? Me and Admiral Byrd don't cotton to that!

Oh, and haven't you heard, about the byrd?  You know the byrd, byrd, byrd, the byrd is the word!

No! I agree, my uncle called my dad and the next morning they totally came and took him to a pawn shop where he bought an accordion !!! now he has to play over ten thousand polka tunes !!!!!!!

You are a Byrd Brain!!!  You're right - "NOT he has to pay."

Nice try Shill, but it isn't working.. Exaggerate much?  
Back to the latest model  Broiler Boiler Vroom Room Broom with you, I think they just put your name on it permanently --->

LIAR!

No this is real !! they called my dad and the next morning they really came and took him to jail !!! not he has to pay over ten thousand $$$ !!!!!!!

calling me its for un paid pay day loans people they called for my sister

The caller claimed that my wife had to felony  warrants out for  her  arrest  what they did not know was that I  worked for the county.

I got a call saying  I had two felony charges against me and I was going to jail if I did not send them some money. They called me at work calming it was an emergency call or Calming to be a debt collator or something.