"You or someone you know recently entered a draw online...  Congratulations, you've won a free trip to Cancun!" and you have to press 1 to be connected to a live person...

"Thank you for calling Cancun Travel Unlimited - would you like to know more about your free trip to Cancun?"

Yeah, right - put me on your DNC list like I asked you last time...

I asked where the company was located... "I can't tell you that for privacy reasons."  

"uh, yours or mine?  I'm not about to give out credit card info to someone that calls me out of the blue and won't tell me where he is"

"well sir, I can't tell you what you should or shouldn't do"...


Yeah right, idiot...