Guy called, said he was with HP, they were holding a free seminar and wanted to know if anyone at our business wanted to attend. When I told him no but thanks for calling, he told me our company must be a really "suckie" place to work and hung up.

Some guy called asking for the IT manager. I told him he reached the IT dept and he promptly hung up on me...

Called asking me to come to a HP conference for IT professionals to learn about products and stuff