I told Bobby I couldn?t call him back because I had to poop.  He emailed me back asking how my poop was and then he even called upset I was messing with him.  I think he has poop and/or mommy issues.  I feel bad for the people whose time gets wasted, so I suggest everyone write back with the most ridiculous response you can think of.  Cheap entertainment.  Plop.

Eleven minutes after I posted my vehicle for sale on the Portland Craigslist, I got this message from this dick:

"I'm emailing you about your vehicle for sale please call me at
(503)-875-5823 Bobby Thanks !!"

I should have noted he stated tht he is a dealer.  My ad said no dealers.

He called about my car.  He's a dealer knew nothing about the ad I posted.  "My wife emailed you about your ad" was his response.  Should have foogled his number first.

"Bobby" responded to my car advertisement on Craigslist within minutes of my posting. Response was generic with no reference to vehicle type. I will not be calling him.

Got a message from this guy too, 10 minutes after posting a Craigslist auto ad after midnight.  Obviously has something set up to monitor the site for all new ads.

"I,m emailing you about your vehicle for sale please call me at (503)-875-5823 bobby thanks!!!"

Same thing, responded to a craigslist ad within 10 minutes of posting it...sketchy.  Don't call the number back.

Another email from Bobby, very suspicious buyer. Possibly a bottom-of-the-barrel dealer, or a scammer.

Same guy called me and wanted to buy my car sight unseen. Had the money in the bank also. Didn't want him to come to my place either. Thought it was a scam of some sort. He was to eager

Got a call from this number. Guy named "Bobby," sounded hispanic. Said he would purchase my diesel truck ($15,000) and had the money in the bank for it. He was ready to buy it before he even looked at it. He sounded a little disappointed I wouldn't let him come to my house to see the truck. Suspicious. Glad I googled his number.