530-391-6264
CA, US
| FlexBuffChest 2011-06-06 20:51:12 Unknown |
This dude keeps calling me asking to go snowboarding. Whatever stoner, go hang out with Bode Miller and you're other pothead friends. Lateski!
| FlexBuffChest 2011-06-06 20:51:12 Unknown |
The other day I got a call from this number asking me to him and his buzzed friend over to a bar. Dude, I am way too self-centered to take 2 minutes out of my day to do any favors for anyone. You're killin me bro, YOU'RE KILLIN ME!!
| The Pube-inator 2011-06-06 20:51:12 Unknown |
I got a call from this guy asking if I knew where his mom was. I told him, "She's right here, but she can't talk right now because she's can't talk with a full mouth. BADA-BING!
| AintNoThang 2011-06-06 20:51:12 Unknown |
Wow, this guy's mom is like the town bicycle...everyone gets a ride, but the frame is getting weathered and rusty, one pedal is gone, and the tail-light is missing...oh and the tire has a flat too.
| TeaBaggin' 2011-06-06 20:51:12 Unknown |
I know this guy, his mom's name is Jill. Last week Me and Jill went up the hill, each with a dollar and a quarter. Jill came back with $2.50...OHHHHHHH!!
| WhamBamThankyouMam 2011-06-06 20:51:12 Unknown |
This guys mom makes a tasty Chicken Parmigiana.
| YourFace 2011-06-06 20:51:12 Unknown |
This guys been calling random houses and just yelling out "I’m the Guitar Hero Champ, and who are you...NOBODY!, ha ha ha".
Here's the tip: When he calls just tell him his face is nobody. That usually stops him, but if he calls again just pass the phone to his mom, that’s what I do.
| Freak-a-Leek 2011-06-06 20:51:12 Unknown |
Pop quiz hotshot:
You're lyin on your back with your head on the edge of the bed...her booty's two feet from yer head. Should you:
a) Take the time to find a condom
b) Walk right over and you ppound 'em
c) Tell her that you want her love
d0 All of the above
| Apul Madeek Aoud 2011-06-06 20:51:12 Unknown |
I fooled around with yer mom and she fell in love!!! Take a number and get in line bee-otch!
| UbangusUranus 2011-06-06 20:51:12 Unknown |
Who has two thumbs and was workin yer mom last night? THIS GUY!!!
| MichaelManBoobs 2011-06-06 20:51:12 Unknown |
Tell yer mom I'm not paying her $1.50 fee. She was horrible.
| YourFace 2008-01-24 18:44:17 Unknown |
This guys been calling random houses and just yelling out "I?m the Guitar Hero Champ, and who are you...NOBODY!, ha ha ha".
Here's the tip: When he calls just tell him his face is nobody. That usually stops him, but if he calls again just pass the phone to his mom, that?s what I do.