Caller asked if I remember filling out a chance to win a cruise when I was on vacation in Florida.  I havent been on vacation in FL in a couple of years so I know its a scam/.  Plus I never fill out a chance on a "free" cruise.

This guy called me about investing in wholesale diamonds.  

I would SWEAR he was drunk.

He couldn't half talk and when you tried to talk to him he couldn't comprehend what was being told to him.

Kinda sad, kinda funny at the same time.  I gave up and just hung up on the poor guy.   Almost incoherent at times - to the point that he couldn't follow the conversation.

Nevada Diamond Investments or something similar.

I think I've made ALL of the investment lists.  Sucks to be rich.