I've heard a lot of weird things blamed on whomever happens to be occupying the White House, but blaming the president of the United States for your receiving a prank phone call takes the cake.

Whose fault will it be if Ryan Miller calls you after Mr. Obama moves into the White House?  :)

Yeah, that botie boy called up in this mofotoo, can I have the info when u get it gazz?I promise I'llbeTRULYdiabolical,notsaying yourplan isn['tsheergeiousl.

Called at 3:15 EST, LITERALLY asking for me BY NAME, wife said I was asleep and cockhungry boyboy action lover at other end said OH YEAH, you must be....(WIFE'S NAME) ergo it was UTTERLY UNNERVING, HOWEVER, I've paid about 60 USD to find out who this is, and in this day and age of BUSH and CORPORATE before HUMAN, etc.and the tenet of ONLY THE RICH ARE WORTH ANYTHING, I've decided to have some well deserved fun, and per above did distribute some simple pamphlets I distressed meself with a 500 REWARD IF FOUND, throughout (for those of you familair with our LOVELY, NON VIOLENT, NON DRUG ridden streets ofdetroit, etc.SO, it should get really interestinnng..SO F*** RYAN MILLER (which is whatIbasedprivtesearch onbeausethatwastheolyTGRUETORCHI'veeersee. PRICK.

This OBVIOUS GENUS PENISITATA called our HOUSE at 3:15 am on Sunday morning, asked if (used my actual name!) was there:

A**-Clown: "is (NAMEREAL There?"

Wife said:" YEs, but he's sleeping".

Guy said: " And you are?"

Wife says: "LaQuisha"(false name)

Guy replies.."OH YEAH, that's right"...hangs up.

Wife wakes me up and tells me this WHOLE story..so, to anyone who'd like to mess with an active A**  CLOWN,here  is  your channce...(it would be THUPER, (thanks for ATHKING)  !? Call his number, tell himyou found the"book he lost with the 5000 reward in it if found and you want your M(*THERF(*KING MONEY NOW BEEYATCH! AND you gonna BUST A CAP IN DAT A** WIT THE QUIKNESS WORD. YO. then laugh maniacally and hang up, not before saying.."sleep tight RYAN".  AND, remind him too...5  THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR HIS BOOK HE LOST. Because although you look down on it, as an UGLY practice, PEOPLE..who EAT people..ARE THE HUNGRIEST PEOPLE ALIVE!!!!..and furthermore....the BRAIN, is a TERRIBLE THING TO TASTE." BEEEYATCH!HAHAHAHAHA.