Guy asked to speak to the company president...I said I'd take a message..he replied, annoyed, "Well, then, tell someone who is REALLY IMPORTANT" to call me back right away!!"        as if!!!

Same here. Except this time he was "Warren Peterson". Rude.

So this was a call supposedly regarding a "community project".  This guy stated he wanted the owner regarding the project but when I said he wasn't available he said, "Ok, well please tell him I called", but he didn't leave a number to call back from.  When I asked his name he gave as "Uh...Anthony Smith" (very unbelievably).  I only got the number from caller ID.