- Female Tele marketer f-a-r-t-s like an elephant

Weedman Winnipeg Tele Marketer Wendy Suspended For Passing Gas

Girl's Family Says Punishment Too Steep

Winnipeg, Manitoba -- A chubby 300 pound female Weedman tele marketer has been suspended
from work because she intentionally passed gas and refused to stop eating refried
beans and drinking beer in the lunch room, according to Lorianne and Weedman
management. Wendy was also seen bringing to work "balut" by the dozen which is
chicks still inside the egg shell for snacks, we beleive that this is how she won
Ozzie over by sharing her "balut" with Ozzie, later that week co workers said that
they saw Wendy's phone number next to Ozzie's coffee cup, Ozzie being a married man
began playing hard to get and this is when Wendy began passing gas to win him over.
This was the first time we ever seen a black skinny anorexic man from the MTS call
centre in Osbourne turn blue all 6ft and 88 pounds of him.
Lorianne reported that Wendy a veteran short 300 pound tele marketer was suspended from
the Weedman call center under a company rule against disruptive behavior
and eating beans and drinking beer in the lunchroom and eating "balut" grossing out
the other co workers by pulling the whole chicks out of the egg shell before eating them.
Supervisors and co workers said Wendy repeatedly passed gas to make Ozzie laugh, but
instead Ozzie passed out from the stench and collapsed. Emergency paramedics had to be
called in to bring in smelling salt and oxygen mask to revieve Ozzie. Dave, Lorianne's right
hand man who sometimes uses his left in the mean time till the ambulance arrived didn't
hesitate to volunteer with a big fat grin on his face and huge lump in his pants to give
Ozzie mouth to mouth resuscitation with an occasional slip of the tongue.
They said the smell also made it difficult to breathe making the other tele marketers
and co workers turn blue in the face and gasping for air.
Lorianne said that when she heard Wendy f-a-r-t-i-n-g it was music to her ears like a wild
herd of elephants trumping and blowing their trunks.
Wendy's family said their daughter isn't perfect and they're appealing the suspension,
saying the manager Noel went too far with its punishment. Lorianne did say that she enjoyed
the smell of Wendy's passing gas and that it reminded her of being back home on the Reservation
when she lived in tents and everyone used to poop in the corner of the tent.
On the brighter side Lorianne just announced that Wendy will be re-instated for training purposes
and will be allowed to eat all the deep fried beans and drink all the cold beer she wants at
work and that all the Weedman tele markers with less than 12 leads an hour will be sitting next to Wendy
till their production improves.
Smelling salt and oxygen masks will now be supplied in the emergency kit next to the band aids,
which for some strange reason Dave, Lorianne's right hand man who sometimes uses his left has been
going through a box of band aids every other day, Dave claims its from wood splinters chopping
wood on his uncle's farm, but we found out that his uncle sold the farm 10 years ago, we always
wondered what a right hand man who sometimes uses his left does with his right hand.

? Corncobs at work

What did tele marketers use when out of toilet paper at Weedman?


Thank your lucky stars you don't work for the Weedman call center, bucko.

Let me tell you about ? corncobs. You may not believe this, but it was once common practice at the
Weedman call center to leave a corncob hanging from a string in the bathroom stall
for purposes of personal hygiene. The string, I gather, was to permit the cob to be reused. For
those who were punctilious in these matters, or else blessed with an abundance of corncobs, a box
of disposable cobs might be provided if the tele marketer met his sales goal for the week instead.
On Sundays and Mondays, the cob might be replaced by a mussel shell.
For those tele marketers with 2 or more sales in the evening, paper from discarded books or newspapers
was often provided by management to either of the foregoing. The meteoric growth of the Weedman pamphlets,
for instance, is thought to be partly attributable to the protean nature of its catalogs, which, historians
tells us, might serve a family of regular habits for an entire season. As with the cob, the Weedman pamphlets
would be hung in the bathroom on a string and pages torn off as needed. It's said the use of coated stock,
which was nonabsorbent, was a source of great consternation to Weedman members who could afford to spray their
lawns at $10,000 to $15,000. when Weedman began printing color pictures in their pamphlets.
Families, in attempting to teach their sons to be cultivated gentlemen, often advised hoarding an
inexpensive volume of Weedman pamphlets for use in the loo. The idea, of course,
was that while you were sitting there in a contemplative state you'd be able to read
why Weedman is way more expensive than other lawn care service and most often you will find less cheaper
if you shop around, following which the paper aka Weedman pamphlet could be put to other ends,
so to speak. It hasn't escaped my notice that my magnum opus, that is Latin for stay away from Weedman,
is also well suited for this purpose. Maybe we should perforate the pages, for maximum
comfort and ease because that is all the Weedman pamphlet is good for.

- Abducted by a toilet

97 year old Woman freed after being trapped on lavatory for a week
at the WEEdman Winnipeg call center


A Winnipeg Weedman tele marketer woman from Weedman call center
has been rescued after she fell into the lavatory and was trapped there
for a week.
The Winnipeg woman employee at the Winnipeg Weedman call
center, who has not been named, was only found by the emergency services
after a co worker heard her cries for help.
When an ambulance arrived paramedics found her stuck on the lavatory
and unable to get out. She was dehydrated but otherwise unharmed,
despite having spent seven days wedged in the same position.
Reports said the woman, aged 97, was found in the evening on Sunday and had
become stuck the previous Sunday evening.
Eventually she was freed when emergency services broke into the Weedman call center
office through a back door and found her in the woman?s bathroom.
"The lady was maneuvered to one side to free her. The door swings inwards
and she had her feet wedged on either side of the lavatory," a Department
of Community Services spokesman said.
"She was very dehydrated but she was conscious."
A co worker said the woman told him she had been there since 6pm on Sunday.
"To me that meant that evening but she meant last Sunday.
?The co worker had not become concerned earlier because
it was normal to not see the woman or any other tele marketers
taking any calls during the week, he said.
"I'd never even seen her dialing any calls," he said "but we still
got paid just the same"

Lorianne and the dirty dozen ride oops call again!!!!!!!!!!

Weeedman winnipeg is a scam, harassing people through their card board boxes call centre
which they take down after 3 weeks. They now are hiring only 12 people aka the dirty dozen
run by thier ring leader Lorriann aka aunt flow because she is always cranky as if on the
rag 24/7, 365 days a year.
Is weedman losing business? 3 years ago they were hired 60 people plus through an outside
call centre and 20 of them were french agents the year after that was no more than 25 to 30
through the same call centre run a an ex native con fresh out of prison named Roland Mousseau
and this year only 12 people aka the dirty dozen run by Loriann aka aunt flow a dumb blonde
who dyed her hair black to try to look smarter from their remote office location behind a
strip bar called the pony corral because the strippers do lap dances reverse cowgirl style.
Rumour has it that with every free lawn care treatment customers get 20 free lap dances
That tells you alot about the service and plus there are numerous complaints on line about
weedman scamming people and harassment.
Who wants to pay several thousand dollars when you can go to home depot and buy the spray
cannister can and pesticide and do your own lawn for under $100, and have no annoying tele
marketers harassing you.
Harrassment, you want to talk about harassing people on the phone, poor seniors were telling
the weedman tele marketers that they were going to call the police because of being called
so much.
How good is weedmans tele marketing service? Loriann aka aunt flow and the dirty dozent
were even calling people living in apartment buildings to spray their lawns, and this is
the same Loriann aka aunt flow who tries to intimidate people during interviews by thinking
she knows everything there is about call centre work.Loriann aka aunt flow grass grows outside
in front of homes not in apartment units. What a dumb skank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can see now why they went from 60 tele marketers down to the dirty dozen.
and did i mention that the hours for the 60 people plus and 30 people plus were 8 hours a day
40 hours a week, now this skank aka aunt flow native wanna be who is really a dumb blonde who
dyed her hair black to look smarter know it all chick, all she is giving is only 4 hours
a day and 20 hours a week, weedman has come a along way going down the drain that is  
perhaps they should start a new business roto rooter man, and spray toilets instead of
lawns, im sure that pesticide will unclog any toilet and Loriann aka aunt flow knows how to
get on her hands and knees.

- The Weedman Guide to Taking a Dump at Work


Originally published in 2011 as "The Weedman's Tele marketers guide

to taking a dump in a call center"...this document is a living tribute to something

we all have to do at our jobs from time to time. Foul smells, rude sounds, and bad

reputations are the stuff of legend or nightmare for many a minimum wage worker

tele marketer. With this "Guide to taking a dump at work" we will "show you the ropes

and help through a difficult learning time for many, and a happy place for others...


Escapee -- A f-a-r-t that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in

a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic/embarrassment. This is

similar to the hot flash you receive when passing a police car while speeding. If you

release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing

next to the f-a-r-t-e-r at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee,

it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.


Jailbreak (Used in conjunction with escapee) -- When forcing poop, several farts slip

out at a machine gun's pace. This is usually

a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen do not panic, remain in

the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to spare everyone the awkwardness of

what just occurred.


Courtesy Flush -- The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the log hits

the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount

of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught

doing the WALK OF SHAME.


Walk of Shame -- Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just

stunk-up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in.

As with all f-a-r-t-s, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist.

Out of the Closet Pooper -- A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You

will often see an Out of the Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine

under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out of the Closet pooper before

entering the bathroom.


Pooping Friends Network -- A group of coworkers who band together to ensure emergency

pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts

of OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPERS and identify SAFE HAVENS.



Safe Haven -- A seldom-used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect

visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds

of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.


Turd Burgler -- A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the

door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that occur when work taking

a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the TURD BURGLAR leaves. This way, you

will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.


Camo-cough -- A phony cough which alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a

stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON or to alert potential TURD BURGLARS. Very

effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.


Astaire -- A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential TURD BURGLARS that you are occupying a

stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an ASTAIRE, leave the

bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.


Watermelon -- A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an

embarrassing incident. If you feel a WATERMELON coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.


Havana Omelet -- A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water.

Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a CAMO-COUGH with an ASTAIRE.


Uncle Ted -- A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths

of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An UNCLE TED makes it difficult to relax

while on the c-r-a-p-p-e-r, as you should always wait to drop your load when the bathroom is empty.

This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.


Fly-by -- The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in, check for other poopers.

If there are others in the bathroom, leave, and come back again. Be careful not to become a

FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.



Crack W***e -- A c-r-a-p-p-e-r that has seen more a** than a Greyhound Bus. Tell- tale signs of a CRACK W***E

include pubes, p-i-s-s stains and s-h-i-t streaks. Avoid CRACK W***ES at all cost. Try finding out when the

janitor cleans each particular bathroom. Don't forget, a CRACK W***E can become a SAFE HAVEN.

They called my.. sounded like they where recording me and then i hung up..
called back and the number wasnt service

ils vendent des produits via téléphone....juste a demander de retirer son numéro de téléphone de leur computeur et tout est o.k...ce n est pas des cambrioleurs LoL

800-586-0734 called 3 times in an hour.  Line is open but nobody talks, & then hang up - Wish there could be a way to stop these calls

I'm in Vancouver, BC... freaky calls, three times a day, no answer.

Weedman called every 30 minutes. and drove me crazy!

Hung up after I picked up.

Number keeps calling me, never any answer.. so annoying!

yeah i've gotten the call 3 times in the past year
its really weird.
first time they said this is your local weed man calling
and i thought it was a joke so i hung up.
second & third they werent talking to me
but to someone else... messed up stuff

Yeah I almost shat my pants. No one says anything and I'm not really intent on listening closely in case something suddenly yells out loud some scary s**t.

keep getting callss from this number, about 4 a day, it says on caller id says it is local weedman,

I had that call

Call the number back and talk to the operator... They will remove your number from their call list.  If they continue to call after this, or if they have EVER called and said anything inappropriate you can take further action... such as calling the police for harassment (if they've harassed you); calling your phone provider and having the number blocked; or calling that number again and speaking to a supervisor.  You should never let someone get away with harassment.  If this has happened to you, call the police and they will contact your service provider... you should record any calls from them to assist in prosecution.

800-586-0734 creepy weedman told my wife she had a beautiful voice, after she declined his service!

Hey Im from Edmonton Alberta Canada, And he said that he would be dropping off a free coat?? wtf?

I got a call from this number a few months ago.
They said they'd deposit information about their lawn care service in my mail box. I said okay...
We never received anything from them

Then they called a second time to say the same thing, so I asked them who they were and what they did...they said that they do lawn care and landscaping...I told them that we live in a condo and that our condo association takes care of all of that...they said okay and that they were sorry to bother us

few months later, they call again. We tell them once again that our condo takes care of everything...they said ok and apologized.

If they call again I'm gonna start yelling lol

they call me every second
every minute every hour
every night every day
they call me thousands
and thousands of times
over and over and over.

We are all victims of predictive dialing. In an attempt at efficiency the auto dialer makes more calls than there are available telemarketers. This ensures all the operators are busy. When no marketer is waiting for your call, it's dropped. You get stuck with the sickening thought that someone is stalking you. You don't need weed to be paranoid. You've got Weedman. It should be illegal. I consider it harrassment. By the way, Weedman does not comply with CRTC's DO Not Call List. CRTC, as far as I know, hasn't even fined anyone yet. So why should the Weedman worry? Clearly he doesn't.

repeated calls every 1 or 2 hours

When I answered they said they were looking for Mr. Philpot.  WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!

I called the number back - it is the Weedman.

I called the number back, and you get their call centre. I suggest that everyone call the call centre, make sure that they get the message of what is going on and insist that they never call again. Perhaps it is a disgruntled employee or something of the sort and if they get enough calls and realize that this is damaging their business, perhaps they will make an effort to find out what is going on and put an end to it.

Get lost this phone number 1 8005860734

ya, it's a scam.  i told them i will give them a 1000 dollar check for their charity.. the lady almost jizzed right on the spot.  i gave them a bogus bank account number and check number.  said my name was david johnson.

They called saying they will send me add by mail from weedman, but did not ask for an address or anything.
They guy had a haitian accent.

Hahaha Me too, I thought it was a lawn care guy, but it's french here... Most pot-peddlers don't register as them... LOL  they used to call here a LOT!!

Nuisance calls regularly