I got a postcard that says "Happy Birthday", Presorted First Class U.S. Postage Paid, Newport News, VA Permit No. 110.  The message side says:  "Congratulations! You have the night off.  In honor of our birthday, you have been personally chosen to receive at your request a $100 Dinner Certificate.  Call Now!  1-877-944-6448.  Hours of operation: Monday-Friday 8AM - 8PM; Saturday 9AM - 3PM; Closed Sunday.  
Please verify our records by responding within 48 hours and you will also receive a $100 Walmart Gift Certificate.  Terms and Conditions Apply.

All I can say is: WOW!  What a deal.  Because some unnamed company is having a birthday, I have been personally chosen to receive at MY REQUEST a $100 gift certificate.  All I have to do is respond within 48 hours... not sure when the clock started on th 48 hours, but who cares.  I will get a $100 Walmart Gift Certificate if I meet the 48 hour deadline.... except those unknown pesky Terms and Conditions will apply.