| Herman 2013-09-12 14:04:44 Unknown |
"Donica" called, wanting to know if I had a medicare card: (I'm in my forties)
Donica: Good morning Ma'am my name is Donica how are you today?
Me: Who is calling?
Donica: Yes sir, my name is Donica and I want to know if you have a medicare card.
Me: Do you wish to speak with Donica?
Donica: No sir, I AM DONICA, I would like to know if you have a medicare card?
Me: Donica can answer that.
Donica: SIR, I AM Donica. I want to know if YOU have a medicare card. It red white and blue.
Me: Oh, you can ask Donica, she can tell you.
Donica: No, Donica, is ME. I need to know if you have the card. You are speaking with Donica.
Me: Ahhh, Donica is not here!
Donica: Sir, I am Donica. Do you have a small medical alert box (of some sort)?
Me: An alert box?
Donica: Yes, it is for eligible medicare card holders.
Me: When Donica calls, she alerts me to this.
Donica: Alerts you to what? Do you have a medical alert box?
Me: Donica is NOT available, would you like to speak with her?
Donica: Sir! LISTEN! I am Donica, do you understand?
Me: YES!, you wish to speak with Donica!
CLICK!