Indianapolis? I assure we have no interest with anything in Indianapolis. Not that Indianapolis isn't a lovely city; I'm sure it is. I'm just also sure that there's nothing a small business in the deep south needs from Indianapolis.

One of those overly perky callers. Chirpy. "Well, when would be a better time to reach him? Ohhh. Hit and miss, huh. Hahahahah. Okaaay. I'll just try back laaater."

Ugh. Please don't.