Odd lady who calls my work to waste time, multiple times. Introduced herself as Karen Boysen, "creative writer". She got our company's phone number from an old box that a neighbor discarded. I try to stay all business but she won't get bored, or get the hint.

I studied with the best on the web.

Tell her to have a chiropractor take s look at her punctuation. BOOSH.

If you consider one liners creative. OH SNAP!

Please. Without attention, you'd fold.

This lady is pretty bizarre. She calls me at work every so often just to chit chat and she is a complete stranger to me. It appears that she is working off of some type of list just cold calling to see who will talk to her and if you talk to her she will call you back every so often. Or so I assume.  She likes to tell jokes and explain all the magic properties of the 9 times tables, and she likes to talk about things that are "top secret" I wish I could remember what her name is but she did introduce herself to me as a "creative writer." She appears to be fairly intelligent and articulate but at the same time a good 10 miles or so off the reservation...lol