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Had enough! Heading to store for whistle and air horn!

Or have some fun!
1. Use a husky, dirty phone sex voice but ask normal questions about the proposed offer.
?Is it a low interest rate? mmmmm?I like low interest rates?really low??
2. In an outrageously excited tone: ?Thank god you called!!!? Explain that an online psychic told you that your future lover would randomly call disguised as an a***ole.
3. Say you are hard of hearing and see how loud they will shout into the phone.
4. Allow the telemarketer to fully explain his offer. When he is finished explain that his company hired you to randomly spot check telemarketers on their performance. Tell him that he did a good job overall, but that he is a bit monotone and needs to fluctuate his tone of voice more to sound convincing. He also should pause longer between sentences, and more clearly pronounce the letter ?s?. Tell him you won?t report him if he repeats his speech to you with the appropriate corrections. Repeat.
5. Be incredibly polite as they explain their offer, but make farting noises once in a while and ask whether there is something wrong with the connection.
6. In an annoyed tone cut the telemarketer off mid sentence : ?Dan, stop screwing around?we have to get rid of this body fast, did you find a chainsaw or not??
7. ?Congratulations! You?re the 100th caller on the (insert local radio station) Sweet Vacation Giveaway Blast Marathon. You?ve just won a pair of tickets to Negril, Jamaica and the use of Sean Paul?s celebrity vacation house.? Take down her address and send her all of your L.L.Bean catalogues for the rest of your life...after you use them as liner for your cat?s litter box.
8. Flirt.
9. Keep repeating, ?I knew you were going to say that??
10. Stutter on a syllable of an obvious word in a sentence? see how long it takes before he completes the phrase. When he does, get upset, and say ?That really hurts my fee?fee? fee? fee?feel?fee? fee? fee?? ad infinitum.
11. Pee on the phone while he?s talking.
12. Mid pitch, stop him and complement him on his wonderful voice. Explain that you are a voiceover scout and might have a breakthrough commercial job for him. Ask if he wouldn?t mind doing a quick test. Ask him to say in a deep husky voice ?May cause dizziness, diarrhea, vomiting and shortness of breath. A small number of participants in a recent clinical trial experienced weight loss, irregular clotting, abnormally frequent and/or painful urination and hair loss. Results may vary?
13. Ask how much it would take to get him to stop working as a telemarketer. Start at $1000. Say you are dead serious.
14. Ask if he will be your friend if you sign up.
15. Tie obscure facts about Barbara Streisand to everything thing he says,, ?2.3% interest rate? oh my?did you know Barbara was 23 when she filmed Funny Girl??
16. Every few minutes repeat, ?You?re going to have to bear with me, I have a slight short term memory loss problem?who is this again??
17. ?Oh my god, I used to have your job?does Bob still work there (repeat names until you find a match)?which building are you in?? Escalate coincidence until you both realize that you sat in the same chair. Explain that you had to quit work when your genitals mysteriously vanished.
18. Regardless of the offer tell him you?ll take 7. If he asks what you mean say he drives a hard bargain and you?ll take 9, but that?s as far as you?ll go.
19. Every half-minute ask him to hold and pretend to scream at your invalid mother. ?You want to use the bathroom??? Well stop whining and get up out of the wheelchair for a change. You just sit there and think about that for a while, mother. Can?t you see I?m on the damn phone??
20. Forgive him. Tell him you did. Over and over again, until he hangs up. Then secretly take it back.


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Please use the following if contacted by a telemarketer.

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1. Use a husky, dirty phone sex voice but ask normal questions about the proposed offer.
?Is it a low interest rate? mmmmm?I like low interest rates?really low??
2. In an outrageously excited tone: ?Thank god you called!!!? Explain that an online psychic told you that your future lover would randomly call disguised as an a***ole.
3. Say you are hard of hearing and see how loud they will shout into the phone.
4. Allow the telemarketer to fully explain his offer. When he is finished explain that his company hired you to randomly spot check telemarketers on their performance. Tell him that he did a good job overall, but that he is a bit monotone and needs to fluctuate his tone of voice more to sound convincing. He also should pause longer between sentences, and more clearly pronounce the letter ?s?. Tell him you won?t report him if he repeats his speech to you with the appropriate corrections. Repeat.
5. Be incredibly polite as they explain their offer, but make farting noises once in a while and ask whether there is something wrong with the connection.
6. In an annoyed tone cut the telemarketer off mid sentence : ?Dan, stop screwing around?we have to get rid of this body fast, did you find a chainsaw or not??
7. ?Congratulations! You?re the 100th caller on the (insert local radio station) Sweet Vacation Giveaway Blast Marathon. You?ve just won a pair of tickets to Negril, Jamaica and the use of Sean Paul?s celebrity vacation house.? Take down her address and send her all of your L.L.Bean catalogues for the rest of your life...after you use them as liner for your cat?s litter box.
8. Flirt.
9. Keep repeating, ?I knew you were going to say that??
10. Stutter on a syllable of an obvious word in a sentence? see how long it takes before he completes the phrase. When he does, get upset, and say ?That really hurts my fee?fee? fee? fee?feel?fee? fee? fee?? ad infinitum.
11. Pee on the phone while he?s talking.
12. Mid pitch, stop him and complement him on his wonderful voice. Explain that you are a voiceover scout and might have a breakthrough commercial job for him. Ask if he wouldn?t mind doing a quick test. Ask him to say in a deep husky voice ?May cause dizziness, diarrhea, vomiting and shortness of breath. A small number of participants in a recent clinical trial experienced weight loss, irregular clotting, abnormally frequent and/or painful urination and hair loss. Results may vary?
13. Ask how much it would take to get him to stop working as a telemarketer. Start at $1000. Say you are dead serious.
14. Ask if he will be your friend if you sign up.
15. Tie obscure facts about Barbara Streisand to everything thing he says,, ?2.3% interest rate? oh my?did you know Barbara was 23 when she filmed Funny Girl??
16. Every few minutes repeat, ?You?re going to have to bear with me, I have a slight short term memory loss problem?who is this again??
17. ?Oh my god, I used to have your job?does Bob still work there (repeat names until you find a match)?which building are you in?? Escalate coincidence until you both realize that you sat in the same chair. Explain that you had to quit work when your genitals mysteriously vanished.
18. Regardless of the offer tell him you?ll take 7. If he asks what you mean say he drives a hard bargain and you?ll take 9, but that?s as far as you?ll go.
19. Every half-minute ask him to hold and pretend to scream at your invalid mother. ?You want to use the bathroom??? Well stop whining and get up out of the wheelchair for a change. You just sit there and think about that for a while, mother. Can?t you see I?m on the damn phone??
20. Forgive him. Tell him you did. Over and over again, until he hangs up. Then secretly take it back.

http://www.zefrank.com/donotcall/

Another phone number for my
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in my phone directory.

I have over 100 now for my cell phone...

Wish FCC could stop these calls to my cell phone!

The card service scammers   WILL   "service" our credit cards,   BUT,   when they finish "servicing" them, they will have no available credit remaining!

I too waste their time whenever possible.  Sometimes I tell them I have my card upstairs and then I put the phone in front of a PC speaker and let them listen to porn sounds.

Scam call. I told him to stop calling me and he cursed me out. I tried to call the number back but it doesn't receive any inbound calls. So do not do business with these people.

Is it wrong to hope all of these bloody b*****ds burn alive in a hellacious fire?

Yet another CC Scam company.

You would think that by this time they have called every Phone # 100+ times and everyone caught on to their scam.

They robo call Cell Phone - The only way to solve this issue is to get each of the Phone companies to take action vs. take out $$ to allow 20 blocked calls.

unsoilicited call on do not call list

Please consider it your CIVIC DUTY to waste these basturds' time.  Keeping them on the line as long as possible runs interference for your fellow Americans and helps minimize those who get scammed. PLUS you can have FUN in the process!

Rachel of Credit Card Services (CCS) is the FTC's enemy number one: 200,000 fricken complaints each month.  Probably costs us taxpayers millions per month to process.  CCS has scammed your fellow citizens out of $30 million dollars.  UNCLE SAME WANTS YOU to help slow down these harassing crooks.

Here's a protocal to get you started.  (NOTE: four months of not ever answering calls from numbers I didn't recognize didn't stop this nuisance.  If you're getting these calls, you have been DRAFTED.)  So PLEASE DO YOUR PART:

PHASE I:

1.  Play along, acting like an interested prospect.  Give them fictitious data, including perhaps a combination of two different credit card numbers.

2.  Be patient and respectful to reel them in.  Speaking fairly slowly and clearly since these scammers will hang up on you for whatever reason (if you're chewing food, if you put them on speaker phone, if there's a slightly bad connection, etc.).

3.  Upon request, I give them my credit card company's real telephone number so that they can waste their time calling while I hold.

Once they've put you on hold, YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES:  a) Put them on hold to keep the line open and go on with your day or, what I love ... b) Wait to deploy the protocal's second phase.

Typically they come back on the line and want to review the info I've given them.

PHASE II:

4.  Sometimes I give them the same credit card info with two of the numbers transposed, thus causing them to call my credit card company yet a second time.  They often hang up right after calling the credit card company again.  HowEVER, if they're dumb enough to come back on the line (tee hee) ...

5.  Then I let 'em have it (and this is the FUN part).  When they say that my info didn't work, I respond, "Well maybe that's because H-O-O-O-O-N-N-N-K-K-K [from my air horn; the best $6 I ever spent] maybe you've been PRANKED!  So please (now in my Cookie Monster voice) call back tomorrow if you want more bullshot.  Eat shot and die, you predatory human garbage!"

The purpose of this abrupt Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde transition is to enrage and demoralize the enemy, and boy does it ever work.  Oh, how it pesses them off to realize you were laying in wait, setting a trap.  And NOW, hardy-har, they're the butt of your joke rather than you being the victim of their harassment.  Make it apparent that pranking them is your Number One idea of an uprorious good time, which is exactly why you're inviting them to call again (which they will regardless).  This actually DOES become fun; trust me.  In fact, I try NOT to miss their calls.  : )

Incidentally, if you get really lucky you might even persuade them to give you a REAL number at which to call them back.  Then please post it here so that the rest of us harassees can call them ad naseum.  I was able to shut down their operation for a whole afternoon by calling from both lines of two cell phones and three lines from each of two office telephone stations.  Ten calls at once, baby, for HOURS.  Then they changed that number; boo hoo.  So please try to get us a new number, SOLDIER!

Another one of the spoofed numbers used by the "card services" scammers in their attempts to rip us off. Google my name to learn how to stop their annoying calls, while also having some fun!

Scam call about credit card consolidation. Remember, if its a recorded message and asks you to press 1, this and all calls like it are illegal under FCC rules and is your first red flag that its a scam. Don't worry, this number wont call you again after three days, but if they have your number, they will call you everyday (at least) using different numbers. I used to mess with them and waste their time, but the calls have become so prevalent that I no longer have time to mess with them. I just don't answer calls from numbers i don't recognize anymore. I've reported at least 20 numbers to the FCC, to no avail. They keep calling. I wish these scammers would be caught so I could get some peace. This has been going on for over a year.

If you are reading this, feel free to mess with these people at your heart's content - yelling, airhorns, whatever. They are literally trying to steal your money and won't waste any time being nasty about it.

The callers are the drug-addicted "card services" scammers, who call us, pretending to be associated with our credit card companies in an attempt to fool us into giving them our credit card numbers, so they can rip us off. People that have given their card numbers to these junkies have suffered severe financial losses. Beware of these lowlifes, and warn others, before they are cheated!

Lower interest rate credit card scam.  I was driving so I could not see caller ID.  When I accidentally answer one of these call I play along to see how long it takes them to hang up on me.  They don't respect any do not call list so I waste as much their time as possible. It cost pennies for the robot to call, but keep a human on line for 30min, it cost them!
   

caller hangs-up. using call history, I call the number and get a message "this is a non-working number" This number has been used to call my number several times