bull**** warranty call...won't stop despite numerous requests

TL;DR

LSS, a writer's ezine, published its first story in July of 2003.  Our goal was simple:  to create an ezine where we could publish the best work of writers ? from beginners to established authors. When a writer puts pen to paper (or fingers to keyboard) and lets his creativity flow, in the back of his mind is the hope that one day it will be in print for the entire world to see. The submission process is nerve-wracking no matter how many times one goes through it. The goal of the editors at LSS is welcome the writers' work by replying personally to every author.  When we find writers with potential, we will work with them, critiquing and offering suggestions to improve the writing in preparation for publication.  The plethora of letters of gratitude we receive confirm for us that we're doing something right.
We have watched novice writers bloom under our encouragement, expanding their horizons and entering other markets. When these writers return with a more powerful and passionate piece, we all share in the glory and pride of their achievement. The idea is to keep striving for success. There?s no greater inspiration than seeing one's own writing on the pages of a magazine. Let us help you achieve it. We hope you enjoy reading Long Story Short as much as we enjoy publishing it for you.  Good luck and good writing!

that's hilarious lmaooo

I got a call from someone who was really rude from this number and then when i asked him who he thought he was speaking to, he told me that someone who is stupid for not getting a warranty, then I asked to talk to his manager and he said, I hope your tranny falls out...

yea, I just got the call also. called it back-said if you do not want to receive our special promotion hit 1, then it hung up. very annoying.