I got a call and a woman with a very alluring voice asked me if I'd mind unzipping my trousers. I did. Then I heard what sounded like a loud vacuum cleaner switching on and a deflated balloon held firmly against the intake nozzle. It was highly exciting for me. Thank you BogDog for clueing me in on what the phone number spells out. Now I know.

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This number spells out 800-blo*job.