Yes it's your mom's number. She wants you to call her so you can go over and have some corn bread and buttermilk.

Oh my God! Listen we do not do seminars' Rob! We do nothing. Rob Meier why are you telling people we do seminars? Can you imagine me doing a seminar? I can't stand in front of people and talk about how we take your money and lie to people unless you give me a script. Rob you can't even stay sober long enough to remember what day it is. So people we do not do seminars'. I am so so sorry Rob I mean John Brady what a stupid name. Jason Miller is pretty bad. Wow My girlfriend is a nut case she just burned my clothes all of them. She is now setting my house that I am renting on fire and she shot my dog. Wow I love that bi***. Not the dumb a** burning my house my dog she shot my dog I love my dog. Hey Rob you like dog's right? I mean Robby you really like dog's as a matter of fact Brady Meier what was your dog's name the first one you ever had? Wow I am sitting here smoking a blunt watching my wonderful trailer park trash girlfriend pour gasoline all over my car. This is awesome. I gotta go Its time to watch the Brady Bunch on TV. I love that show. I am Jason Miller I mean Andrew Malott I mean damm my car just blew up .

Tony Chau main what's up you little funny looking chinese man.Wow why are we communicating like this?  Oh yea huh we they do seminars I went to one in Kentucky no it was Tennessee same thing. Crown Royal was the speaker. Rob.  I mean John Brady s*** I mean Miller ok Bye Bye...

Hey Rob what's up? You still sleep walking in your mom's pantyhouse? It's me Tony Chau I got a new tattoo. Anyway listen to me now. Keep it on the down low about the CBG MERCHANT ACCOUNT. Oh wait I mean Johnny Brady Bunch. Damm are we getting sloppy or what? Tell your boyfriend Andrew Malott shhhiitttttt son of a bitchhh. Okay listen you cracker jack drunk, tell your lover Jason Miller to call me I have a weird feeling that my trumped up merchant account is going down down down!! Sloppy okay Rob Meier shhiiittttt!!!   See what I mean? Sloppy!!! Wait a minute!! Hey Rob I just dropped my phone. We should have been prepared for this. I gotta come up with something. Jason ruined my life. Rob John never mind..

Well Ella I am sorry I was not a perfect 10. Oh my god I just realized I put my real name. Oh hmmm okay uuh wait 1 minute let me do a couple of shots.. Yea okay I am back my name is John Brady and I am here to tell you that we are a complete joke. Okay I said it wow I like the fact that I can be real and honest when I drink. I need to do another shot.   Ella you are on top of the mountain looking down. Wait I am Ella. No shut up I am John Brady . Robert Meier is my real name and Jason Miller is a liar he made me do it. He made me do it. God I am so stupid. I need to see a therapist. Okay never mind I am soo drunk. Where is my pudding? Call me 800-334-2030. What was my first dog's name? I gotta go. Oh yea we send you nothing............. I drink and I hate Jason Miller..........He ruined my life.

Well after attending the seminar in Tennessee I was in total shock. The man who gave the seminar was drunk and he threw up while speaking and then he proceeded to laugh and call us names. We paid him $385.76 and he also stood on top of a desk and said Hitler is alive and well here in Tennessee. He then left and came back 2 minutes later dressed as a woman and started to apologize for the weird behavior that was just witnessed. This is the best part He was dressed as a woman and he said his name was Naudia or Nautica or yea anyway he thought that we were not going to recognize that it was him dressed as a woman. This was the most shocking sight I have ever seen in my 79 years on earth. After someone in the audience started yelling at him for his money back he started to do a strip dance and even turned up some music and it was a song playing Dont you forget about me. I am still in shock.  A group of people tied him up and called the police.

They help prevent I.D. theft and do free seminars for senior citizens . We attended one in Tennessee .