Phoned and left no message.

The person (a female) states she is calling from a google approved company and offered to put my business as a featured business I google. I said no thanks and she was pissed. She said to me "who refuses to be featured on google?".... apparently me! She is from a marketing company. A call back to her goes straight to her. I called her back and asked for her corparate offices number and she gave me a fake number.

Ms. Perky asks to speak to the person who handles the advertising because she can get you on the first page of Google.  Oh boy!!    How exciting is that?    People searching for a business are smart.  If you're listed first....you're paying to be there.  If you want to get there the old fashion way?  Be a good business and you'll get there all by yourself.

Told Ms. Perky there was no one here to talk to her and hung up.      Get an iPhone and add her to your contact list of DO NOT ANSWER.  That's what I do with all the rejects that keep calling to help me with my business.    The only thing they can do to help my business is STOP calling me and bothering me.     I don't have time for idiots trying to sell me something.  If they found me.....they obviously Googled and I came up in the first 3,000 listings.      Good enough for me.  Bye...Bye...Bye.... a great ringtone for these types of call.