idk who this is. derr. i like pie. i weigh 786 pounds. i hav to use a special chair to go anywhere(including the toilet). i hav hired special helpers to help me get thru my day....but so far im just a lil too fat to get thru the door even with every 10 of them's help. I like pie, pizza, pig, ice cream, candy, soda, and basically everything else. i do not have a job at all...but i recieve many many many calls from who ever knows during one day. all the calls give my arm quite a workout...i put that information so people would open up their eyes to obesity and take action. i cant take action, its too late for me. enjoy the show. and please tell me who this is. XD

did i mention that i accept any money (for fat camp)? well i do. wanna give me some? ;)