It's "Merchant Services" trying to get you to use them to process credit cards at your business. They call me ALL day. This is how it went down this last time:
Brandon: Is this Tara?
Me: Yes it is- are you trying to sell me something?
B: No, I'm going to save you money with Merchant Services
Me: You're not. I'm not switching. And you, well not you, but you call 100x a day and I wouldn't switch just on principle.
B: Well Tara, that's silly. Because you're just throwing money away then. Don't be stupid.
Me: It's up to me, I want you to PLEASE take me off your call list.
B: Tara, how do you not want to save money
Me: :::exasperated::: Brandon, listen, it's up to me and if I want to wipe my a** with my money, that's what I'll do.
B: That sounds kind of hot, can I wipe your a** with it?
Me: Okay then. I'm done. :::click:::